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[Apr. 14th, 2005|10:58 pm]
maxim_rulez
Ok, so i found these lame jokes and i need u peeps 2 take a look at them. since u guys r all smart or whatever (fags), maybe u can clear this confuzion up for me. the jokes DONT make any sense cuz they DONT involve fagits, but i am convinced they shuld. and if i had a say in it, i wuld replace the words and manipulate the concepts within them to make them about fagits:


Joke #1.
A man and a woman who have anal sex with each other

A man and a woman who have anal sex with each other were in the shower together when the man looked down and saw a puddle of white liquid.

He said to the women, “what did I tell you about farting in the shower?”




Joke #2.
One night a man and a woman were having sex in their bedroom. The guy is fucking the girl in the ass and is about to cum, when the phone rings. He gets up, and as he is walking out of the room, he says "don't cum until i get back." He answers the phone and then goes back into the bedroom. The girl is laying on the bed and there is cum all over the wall. He says " i thought i told you not to cum until i got back?!?" His girlfriend replies, "i didn't, i farted."


First of all, i just dont get this jokes and they are not funni. look, these jokes wuld ONLY make sense if they involved 2 faggits becuz EVERYONE knows that only fags have anal sex and that there is no such thing as a fag who does not. furthermore, these jokes involve a HOT BABE and a dude, and hot babes and dudes have NEVER had anal sex in the history of peeps, so WTF?!?!!!




Here is the next lame joke:



Joke #3.
The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate.
When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced " Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".
A heterosexual woman stood up and said " I did.” The preacher told her " Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns."
Excitedly, the woman said, " Well I'll take him and him and him.



WTF, again !! this joke dosent make any sense cuz it talks about how a HOT BABE wants dudes but, AGAIN, this joke needs to involve a total prissy homo becauze only prissy homos r atracted 2 men. after all, if HOT BABES were atracted to dudes, it wuldent be weird for a fag 2 be atracted 2 other dudes, cuz then that would mean that an ENTIRE DIFERENT GENDER is also atracted to said gender, and that might actualy sort of make sense of the whole thing. But HOT BABES only like other HOT BABES (i see it on the porn and in my dreams). the dont like dudes unless its me.

SOMEONE plz explain this nasty shit!!!
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From: atrophy666
2005-05-12 07:15 am (UTC)
I'll explain. Guys and girls do have anal sex. Go rent a porno. If your mum isn't home.
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From: bipolardude
2005-10-25 03:26 pm (UTC)
dude shut the fuck up. you are a closet homo going on about gay people all the time. go find yourself a nice man and get laid.
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[User Picture]From: riotact
2005-10-25 11:28 pm (UTC)
You're an idiot.
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[User Picture]From: superryan2006
2005-10-26 12:10 am (UTC)
wow, stupid people make me laugh. LOL! (points and laughs)
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[User Picture]From: superryan2006
2005-10-26 12:12 am (UTC)
oops forgot something, try using good english, like, spelling words right (attracted, actually, wouldn't), and your grammar skills leave something to be desired
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[User Picture]From: velvetsmog
2007-06-27 04:46 am (UTC)
ZING!
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