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bobby got in trouble [Apr. 30th, 2005|03:22 am]
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ok, so heres the deal, totaly awesome pirate dudes, who have poop in their holes, and super hot babes, who gots blood leaking out of their vaginas: since i got in trouble from my mom the other day for being such a, in her words, "UNEDUCATED FUCKTARD," i'm trying to do this thing with which i'm like, logical, and actualy make sense.

one of my first steps towards this new goal is that i'm gonna make more sense when i use AIDS as an insult for homos. that is, now i gotta also mention AFricans (the leading cariers of the diseas) and female, american black ladies (AW MAN, I HATE "logicz")!!!

anywayz, here goes -

So i hate fagz cuz they got AIDS and HIV. Oh, and I also hate Africans and black, american ladies.


AW MAN!! MOM, it isn't FAIR!!!
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From: tigermaggot
2005-05-08 02:23 pm (UTC)
You get malaria from mosquitoes. What animal do you get AIDS from?
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-08 07:49 pm (UTC)
uhhh, this is a tough one... NEGROS???!
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From: tigermaggot
2005-05-09 03:43 am (UTC)
Asshoppers!
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-09 04:02 am (UTC)
YEA!!! I love fag jokes cuz not only do they make me feel better about the mega farts i got inside me (to give to the ladies whether they like it or not), the man cellulite on my buns, and the jiggly gut on my belly, but, when i laugh at them, they remind me that i'm a total strate dude (cuz i guess i wuldn't know otherwise).

hey, in honor of my post, i got a joke for u too: a asshoper is 1 animal that can give u AIDS, but can u name the other kind ?
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From: tigermaggot
2005-05-09 01:27 pm (UTC)
Inner city black women?
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-10 04:22 am (UTC)
Nope... Staight peeps with AIDS! LOL!!!


Aw, but MOM... it's NOT FAIR!!
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From: tigermaggot
2005-05-10 04:27 am (UTC)
What's the quickest, easiest way to get a nun pregnant?
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-10 04:28 am (UTC)
shove a fag inside her!!!!
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From: tigermaggot
2005-05-10 01:42 pm (UTC)
Dress her as an altar boy!
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-10 04:27 am (UTC)
well, what i mean is, straight peeps r sort of like animalz themselves cuz i heard it on the TV news the other day. Some fat reverend dude (he looked like the rev. at my church) was all talkin' bout how straight marriage is cool but gay marriage is not cuz straight peeps do what the animalz do in nature: they have "natural" sex... or something like that. eh whatever. its not like i no what any of this shit meens.
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From: tigermaggot
2005-05-10 04:28 am (UTC)
That's right. The dyke is an Abomination.
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-10 04:29 am (UTC)
wtf
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-10 04:28 am (UTC)
btw, after i heard the rev. make that totaly perfect point, i totaly ate my own poop cuz i saw a monkey do it on the discovery chanel. it tasted sort of ok
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From: tigermaggot
2005-05-10 01:44 pm (UTC)
I heard feces tastes like whatever you ate, only burned.
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-10 04:07 pm (UTC)
its true
whoa ur like one of my best friends here on life journal. u actualy coment 2 all my crap
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