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2 totally strate pirate dudes bonding [Apr. 16th, 2005|05:41 pm]
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tgoblondietgoblondie is a cool dude cuz he gots "no gay people" and "no gay marriage" listed on his gay interest thing, which, i think, proves he is not only totally straight, but a total pirate dude with farts often coming out of him.

He left this cool comment to me:


Preach on, stick it to the gays and the liberals!


and I replied it with this:


i agree with u tgoblondie!!!


only straight peeple r good becuz they make sense.
they are either attracted to hot babes, who have bloody menstrual fluid leaking out of their HOT holes, or totaly pirate dudes, who have lots of butt hair with peices of dried feces hanging from them.


GAYZ, on the other hand, do not make sense becuz they are either attracted to
totally hot babes (i watch the porn, which proves i'm NOT GAY) or totally buff dudes with tight, muscluar bodies (NASTY!). WTF??!!!


(btw, i'm not gay or anything, but i sure do love to talk and think about gay peeps a lot--NASTY!)


I just wanted to share becuz i thought that was a totally awsome moment between 2 totally straight dudes with poop inside their buttholes (lots of caked up poop in ur butthole proves your heterosexuality--just ask my imaginary girlfriend!).
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[User Picture]From: cardinal_sodom
2005-05-04 10:36 am (UTC)
You amuse me.

You should hate dykes as well. They are an Abomination.
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-05-04 06:18 pm (UTC)
WTF hell no!!
lesbian porn is GOOD (if the babes are totaly babes) but GAY porn is just NASTY!
man, i dont want to get questionaly uncomfortable looking at something that techinicaly shuldent bother me (as i'm suposedly a comfrotably strait dude) but in fact does.
WTF just dont call me a hippopotumiscrit cuz i'm NOT one!!
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[User Picture]From: cardinal_sodom
2005-05-04 06:41 pm (UTC)
Dyke porn is an Abomination as it shows "women" who have forgotten their Purpose is to serve men. The vagina is for the pleasure of men and sitting out children. It is not for the pleasure of Abominations.
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