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it isent fair! [Apr. 14th, 2005|11:24 pm]
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Joke #4
How are a chick who likes anal sex and a microwave different?

Microwaves don't turn your meat brown!



Damnit, WTF!!!!
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[User Picture]From: my_pap3r_hart
2005-04-15 09:28 pm (UTC)
dude if you have to keep writing that you're not gay it probably means that you are insecure about being gay. don't worry come out of the closet....it's a beautiful thing...lol* for you. Leave me alone and un-add me please and thankyou.
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From: strawberyhooray
2005-04-15 11:47 pm (UTC)
Q: Why was the black man afraid to go to sleep?

A: They shot the last nigger who had a dream!


*ba da ding* :D
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-04-16 08:04 pm (UTC)
i'm fine with that one.
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From: strawberyhooray
2005-04-17 06:36 pm (UTC)
You damn well better be!

Because, you know, only gays are offended by jokes that make light of MLK Jr's assassination.

And you're not GAY, are you?!?! :D


(Damn gay men and their vinyl pants, with asses that look better than mine do...)
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[User Picture]From: soon2bee21
2005-04-16 12:14 am (UTC)
can you take me off your friends list now
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-04-16 08:07 pm (UTC)
how do u feel about totaly awesome pirate dudes (REAL MEN)?
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[User Picture]From: daddioo
2005-04-16 10:36 am (UTC)
yeah, you need to take me off your friends list as well. that'd be great
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[User Picture]From: dragonrift
2005-04-16 01:43 pm (UTC)
You're never going to be able to see any of my entries, let alone be able to comment on them, so why the hell did you bother even adding me?
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-04-16 07:51 pm (UTC)
prob becuz i thought you were a badass pirate dude. that or u love badass pirate dudes who love to fart when they're having sex with u.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-04-16 07:04 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: maxim_rulez
2005-04-17 12:29 am (UTC)
no thx
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